"Rick's in there hacking at roofs."

"That's BACKSLASH, Unix boy!"

"I didn't touch your tree!"

"It would look like:  WHACK, WHACK-WHACK, WHACK, WHACK-WHACK, WHACK."

"Oh!  What are you working on now -- reproduction?"

"I'm gonna go make some ham for the wolves to eat."

"I like the dirty rectangle."

"No problem.  For the server, we'll just slap on a couple more gigs."

"So, does Scott come before Edmond or Rick?"

"This sucks!  Who wrote this piece of sh*t?"

"Just don't water my snake."

"You ain't gonna like this woman with his arms on her."

"We're striving for your magic, and I'm going  to come and rub your head everyday until we get it."

"You could try rubbing network cables."

"If it's easier to get it up without going through the paperdoll...."

"I made a penguin once."

"Add some... splotches of cool texture stuff."

"Now you're playing with bars again."

"Eeeewwww, he bit the duck's butt off!"

"No!  I bit the duck's head off -- far less gross!  Well, less gross."

"Oh, there's the better corpse."

"I'm sorry, Marsh, I didn't mean to hit you in the privies with Raph's shaft."

"I like destroying pictures."

"I look at that and I don't see Lord British... I see a cool guy."

"I am Greenhead of the Buck Naked tribe."

"We saw Todd's corpse with his legs wrapped around a lamppost... it looked all weird...."

"Hang on a second -- I need to look at this pair of breasts first."

"There's a fifty-fifty chance if there's enough meat you can assemble a baker out of it."

"This looks like Doom."

"Yes, but this one has nekkid chicks."

"Don't love it -- you could get it sticky."

"Just think -- a marble bear is better than a marble mongbat."

"In addition to this, they are spending money to be dead."

"She licked it all over and stuck it on there."

"Oh, could I have a pet waitress?"

"Let them eat tables."

"I don't like units on girls."

"I, too, used to be someone women respected."

"I'm wearing trolls."

"There's a chicken running rampant through Nujel'm right now."

"You've got a little ding-ding that goes off."

"I was heartbroken for three days after I accidentally mowed over my Chewbacca."

"I'm just gonna have you rebuild the world after this meeting."

"Marsh hurt his hand in a CLAPPING accident??"

"So we make man-eating apple trees and the apples will show up?"

"I guess I was hoping there wouldn't BE any bugs."

"This game is like, perfect for multiplayer stuff."

After Ragnar ate some dried mealworms with spice:
"No thanks, I'm at a sociological stage of development where I don't NEED to eat bugs anymore."

After Mark admitted to eating two as well:
"It' a good thing they're not alive."

"Yeah, they'd breed in your stomach."

"I'll only be having one piece of this delicious looking cake that someone very kindly left in my office, (along with a great deal of glitter which I will not eat). Have some cake, it's better than mealworms!"

"I will not compare Ultima Online to Diablo."

"I will not go work at Ion Storm."

"Can we change the perspective?"

"'Twas the day before beta,
And all through the code
Not a damn thing was working...
Not even god mode."

"No more demos!"

"What kind of meat do human corpses produce?" -- "No seriously, this is a serious gameplay issue!"

"The rest of my scheduled tasks are meaningless."

"Quality takes time."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Well, you pulled it out and handed it to her!"

"And she initialed it!"

"My actual title is Reverend Mother."

"You should spell that 'mutha.'"

"I must take this opportunity to state that I have recently noticed some people in this production group, who shall remain nameless, using the word "insure" to mean "ensure".  The couth Originite correctly identifies the word "insure" as a verb meaning "to give insurance to" and the word "ensure" as a verb meaning "to make sure".  The next time you use the phrase "I will insure that this work gets done on time" in my presence, I shall consider this a legal and binding insurance contract and will demand payment when the work is not, in fact, completed on time."

"Jennifer went home--she was laying eggs around the building all morning."

"We should get sponsored by Dr. Pepper."

"I will not have my baby three weeks early."

"50,000 cigarettes were smoked in the making of Ultima Online."

"You shouldn't give a marketing guy the controls."

"It was society's ills that made me place these tiles wrong! It's not my fault!"

"If we don't think there are enough dragons in the mix we just tweak the dragon generator dial on our server side and more dragons appear in the game."

"How come I haven't seen the Dragon Generator Dial yet?"

"You haven't made the art for it yet? Oh no! The whole system is gonna break down!!"

"The resource system works a little too well. There was this huge mob of female bards clumped around me. And I ran, and they all followed me! Naked chicks, mind you! So I had to kill them all."

"It's such a happy song to butcher people by."

"There's horses raining from the sky! What do we do about it?"

"You know, that code makes absolutely no sense to me."

"Right now, it's not making much sense to me either. And I just got done writing it fifteen minutes ago."

"I think there's a bug. I was fighting a dragon, when suddenly he turned around, flew away, turned into an air elemental, and exploded."

"Oooo, I want to put on a dress!"
- Scott Phillips

"That'll be $17.08. Two pizzas and breadsticks hey that's an Ultima Online shirt do you know anything about it can yougetmeintothebetawhenisitcomingout I've read ALL about it do you guys workforOriginthatmustbeacooljob!"

"I need nothing in particular."

"If you bring me some nothing in particular, that'd be nice."

"Top 10 things cut from the 3D animations that
would have made the game SO MUCH more fun:
10) Human animation: the Macarena frames
9)  The dancing pig frames.
8)  Human Animation: Running with lantern,
    tripping, bursting into flames frames.
7)  Sheep use animation (baaad avatar)
6)  The Alien <tm> creature out of chest frames
5)  The invisible stalker frames (and JUST the
    frames)
4)  The flaming fish of way way better than doom <tm>
    frames
3)  the bending over 'I just got my bill for hourly time
    on UO' frames.
2)  Dragon Animation: spitting up giant sized hairball
    frames
1)  Polar bear idle frames: Cracking and drinking a coke"

"Dammit, I don't think I've got a quote yet. I've got to say something funny soon."